double-o
There's an emoticon my friends use when they want to express bafflement, with a side helping of mockery. It's intended to represent the sideling look D. often gives me when I open my mouth and words come out. It looks like this:
o_0
Small o, big 0. Double O, one might say.
Funnily enough, it was exactly the expression I had on my face when I clicked on the link to these "Double O Panties".
"This design combines popular elements from our existing collection with new latex shapewear technology to create a Brief that enhances the lift, shape and volume of the derriere while also flattening the lower tummy and shaping the thigh. Features a pretty lace detail at the base of each leg piece."
How wrong are these? Let me count the ways, starting with beige latex and working up to the page title ("Ass Bra Control Brief Butt Enhancer Panties"). If you aren't making a bemused squinty face yet, allow me to point you towards these alternative designs.
I think that last one wins the prize for Most Humiliating Garment To Be Spanked In Ever.
I'm almost tempted to get some.
4 comments:
I find it difficult to believe that the designer of this (lets call it) raiment didn't think the word "spanking" once during the act of creation.
There is no vanilla-mindset that bland. I was going to use "jejune" but I didn't want to appear... punctilious.
PB
yeah i do believe those would make a very humiliating spanking. lol
PB - Even a vanilla mindset that thinks beige latex is acceptable?
Is it possible that having the cut-outs is actually the most scientifically effective way of achieving perky globes? Sort of like those quarter-cup push up bras that leave the nipple exposed? Or MAYBE it's a cunning ploy so that if your Ass Bra Control Brief Butt Enhancer Panties achieve their desired effect and you pull, when your date's hands stray below the belt for a quick grope, they won't notice that your nether regions are encased in hideous latex? What kind of inept gropers have they been dating?
Cookie - It's humiliating enough that it'd almost be hot, in an awful squirmy way.
On the other hand, there is the voice in my head telling me never, ever to let pictures of myself wearing something this stupid ever appear on the internet, no matter how horrid and squirmy the scene would be to make, if I ever want to be taken seriously again. I think I should listen to that voice.
Oh my !!!!
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