Just Ask Google - #2
More bizarre search terms leading unsuspecting googlers to this blog...
spankable names - would a Rose by any other name be as spankable? Picking a model name is a tricky business – I change my mind about mine every other week or so. There's a post to write about this at some point :)
aunty caned her in a pleated gym – as opposed to the normal large rectangular sort of gym, with ropes and benches?
BLOGS AGAINST DOMESTIC DISCIPLINE - whoever typed this search was clearly very angry about it. There's nothing to protest about if it's consensual, kids.
shocking spankings - you want a violet wand for that. I don't own one myself, but I hear interesting things about them.
cane, twelve strokes, bare - and for afters: tea, Earl Grey, hot.
ladies who enjoy being caned - As Adele has so eloquently said, yes, we do exist! We're self-aware and happy in our kink, we aren't engaging in self-destructive impulses, and not a freak if you're one of us. (Of course, there's nothing odd about not enjoying being caned either – it's my fetish, but if it's not yours, that's fine too).
how did pandora resemble eve? - unfortunately I doubt my blog will help you much with your essay topic, but I could provide some nice illustrations?
troi yoga - I'm not sure why I'm the first hit for this on the basis of a single comment, when I don't appear anywhere if you type in "Pandora"? Google is strange.
spanking heels blog – when spankos grow up, do they graduate from the slipper to the stiletto? (Ouch!) I wouldn't know, not having grown up yet :)
im in ur cat – GOD I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW.
ROTFL In fairness to the last one, it's the easiest way to search for "im in ur (whatever)" cat pics. ;)
ReplyDeleteYay! these made me laugh so much. :-)
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here's a goggle search that picked me- lol and boy were they being specific or what
ReplyDelete"I want to dance with you naked through the woods on a moonlight night in late autumn"
who types in a search like that. i want to meet this one.
Well, I'm sure there are countless references to Pandora on the Web and suspect there are considerably fewer created by big pervs like me, interested in shots of Counsellor Troi doing yoga! :)
ReplyDeleteAdele - that's a good point ... although I did get the search string "im in ur universe" the other day. wtf?
ReplyDeleteOphelia - yay, thankyou :) I've only just realised that I've referenced Picard in both Google posts I've made so far. I wonder if I can keep this up ... ;)
Expei - that's damn specific, yes! All I can think of is that it was a lyric or line of poetry and they were trying to find where it came from?
Remus - alas, yes: it's an unusual name in this day and age to be commented on, but not to have strong google-fu. I wouldn't were underestimate how many web references were created by pervs, though ;)
I love the internet.
I wouldn't were underestimate
ReplyDeleteThat's three. Please make a post (tomorrow if you prefer) inviting your readers to choose your punishment. :-)
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Yes, sir. Do you want to limit it at all? I suspect a choice of options might be more helpful than a free-for-all, but it is, of course, up to you. xx
ReplyDeleteDo you want to limit it at all?
ReplyDeleteThat seems sensible. I suggest they choose from hand, cane, ruler or paddle (all schoolish things, for your literacy errors!). Number of thwacks would be rather dependent on which implement is chosen - we'll discuss options on IRC before you post.
Found it! You're #15 in the "im in ur cat" Google search because of this entry. :)
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